Some Junk About Junk!"Don't Touch My Junk!" - The phrase has taken on a life of its own. However, the endless possibilities for plays off the phrase are at the least amusing......potentially book-filling!
Let me see......
My Junk IS NOT your treasure!
Don't put YOUR junk in my trunk!
Mess with my junk & it WILL arise!
If you're drunk stay away from my junk!
This is actually insane........